Saturday, December 16, 2023

Requisite Christmas Hymnody post!

  So someone else beat me to the punch this year, but happily he didn't write about the musicality of the season.  Check out his article on the storied ghosts of Christmas here, much recommended!  I know Charlie Brown really tried to get the true meaning of Christmas, but it's depressing.  I know the Grinch hinted at it, but the roast beast just doesn't cut it.  Even my local Christian radio station seems to be missing the boat, literally playing things like "Let it snow' and "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" endlessly but ignoring the many great sacred classics save an occasional instrumental nod from the Trans-Siberian Light Orchestra, at least there's no Santa Baby, that's a plus, right?  It sounds more like a seasonal mall sound track than anything else, especially a Christian station at Christmas!  While I don't mind that stuff, sadly, like Charlie Brown, I am more than a little frustrated with our whole culture focusing on the tinsel and the glitz and ignoring the glaring ache that this season entails for many.  It seems we can either be insipidly happy or alone in our grief which often manifests as anger towards the season in its entirety.

But if you hate Christmas because you hurt, you aren't alone!  It is a problem native to all humanity, not just the modern post-christian west, our problem is the same as the ancient pre-christian east or even the insipidly pseudo-christian America of our nostalgic recollection.  While Charlie Brown thinks he hankers after that nostalgic, idyllic ghost of Christmases past, there is no such history, no such reality, because that has never been what Christmas has been about nor is it the ache that haunts his heart like Marley in Ebenezor's bed chamber.

Many of the secular Christmas haters are happy to proclaim that Jesus wasn't really born on December 25th and that we're simply recycling an old pagan holiday, and I'm most happy to agree with them, and their point is?  Men have always been religious, keenly interested and much afeared of the supernatural, at least until our materialistic modern age with its electric lights to forever drive off the dark of superstition and the utter night of ignorance, thinking we are quite something, as if we invented the physics behind the phenomenon, content in our assumption that it 'just happened,' and never questioning the Light behind our light and little realizing that by blinding their own eyes thereby, they are now the ignorant!  That is why we demand a Light in the darkness, and celebrate its coming at the darkest time of the year, not because we know Jesus was born on that particular day but rather that His coming at the appointed time relieved the spiritual darkness in which the whole world languished and we celebrate the fact as his first coming at the darkest time of the year.

But our problem is we forget why we celebrate His coming, yay a baby, a light of the world, but why is that significant?  His birth, while miraculous and marvelous and bright, is nothing, does nothing, rather it is His sinless life, His atoning death, and His conquering of death and darkness and sin forever by rising again to new life that we can sing and rejoice and make merry this time of year and all the year long!  But we'd rather sit with our glitz and jingle, aching inside, making merry without, and wondering why we can't be happy when everybody else seems to be as well.

This is where the great sacred Christmas hymns come in, look past the first well known verse or chorus or the haunting instrumental and delve into the depth, the mystery, the sorrow, the joy, the meaning of this babe's incarnation, the very word made flesh.  Only therein can we find meaning and true joy in this paradoxical season of utmost joy and aching loneliness and unrelenting sorrow, only in Him can all find their true 'comfort and joy.'  Santa and Grinches are fine and fun, but let us not forget the true meaning behind it all!

Monday, July 10, 2023

Full disclosure!

 So I'm learning to play with ai art generators, Leonardo.ai in particular but I'm also using canva.com and the previewer on Mac to mess around with the resulting images.  I've updated a few of my book covers just for the fun of it, though the smashwords editions might not be approved as the metadata and the cover wording aren't exactly the same.  I haven't gotten around to adding a note in each book about the cover source (formerly my own photographs) but I will get there someday, until then, this post will have to suffice.  And as far as creative content goes, I would say it is as difficult to get a good ai book cover as it is to take a decent photograph, it requires patience, time, a learning curve, and a little innate skill, but that's just my opinion, maybe I'm just not proving to be a child prodigy but as far as I can tell, to get a good image takes a bit of work and time and luck and a good eye.

Monday, July 3, 2023

AI book covers?

 I finally got around to playing with an AI image generator.  I've long wanted to see what all the hype is about and if it will really put human artists out of business.  I don't think all you content creators out there have anything to worry about, rather you have yet another tool to incorporate into your craft.  If you insist on handwriting your manuscripts even after the advent of the typewriter, then yes, you will become obsolete, but for everybody else, it is a pretty neat tool, but still a tool: it needs human input and creativity and taste to make it meaningful.  It also requires time and talent and creativity, you can't just push a button and there it is.

I played with an image generator and read a couple articles, one an interview with an author who uses AI to help brainstorm and organize his books but found he had the same problems with print as I did with the images: they don't necessarily make a lot of sense!  The human touch was still needed to edit, refine, select, hone, and direct.  The computer can spit out a boundless array of images or text but to make it truly creative and artistic, someone needs to direct it.  I also found several articles on copyright law concerning computer generated stuff and it agrees that to be copyrightable, the computer's junk must be organized and edited and changed significantly by a human person.

It is a ton of fun if you like this sort of stuff but unless you are interested in editing the resulting images, I'm not sure it is a great option for indy ebook covers.  Here are a couple examples:


Robotic sci-fi unicorn on steroids in a post apocalyptic landscape?

Three legs and two moons?

Five legs and a donkey in the moon?

This is a decent image but took editing and learning what prompts to use, of 200+ images, about 3 were usable!

So there is definitely promise here, but like any other tool, technique, or creation it requires time, patience, and the human touch!


Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Recipe mayhem!

 If you are using the 'Haphazard GF Baking Guide,' there was a horrendous mistake, namely the raised donuts in the psyllium section needs 1/2 cup water to function.  I'll be updating it shortly along with a sugar cookie and molasses cookie recipe, drool in anticipation!

Saturday, May 20, 2023

Update

 Just updated the Haphazard Guide to Gluten Free Baking with a psyllium husk section and two new recipes: naan and raised donuts.  Not sure if smashwords is going to pass the updated manuscript but the D2D and amazon version should be fine.  Navigation may be wonky in the smashwords version as well.

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

A Publishing Win?

 I have just released (and done a few minor updates on) the complete box sets of In Shadow, On Eagles Wings, the Tea Books, and the Greylands on draft2digital.  I've struggled for years with smashwords' 'meatgrinder' conversion system, especially with insanely large volumes like these box sets (saving tea perhaps).  I can't figure anything out on my end and d2d's system seems to be a bit less persnickety.  The weird part is the two companies are merging, smashwords isn't taking any new authors as of now and the two will conglomerate sometime this year.  I'm not going to bother updating anything on the smashwords system until that happens but thought I'd get some long overdue overhauls done on the boxed sets.  Namely I'm hoping the table of contents actually works!  I added a few extra short stories to eagles and the Greylands is now truly complete in one volume.  I hope this works!

Also, the amazon versions have been updated.