New Year's Resolutions?

Since the fad this time of year seems to be proposing a plethora of things you are going to accomplish in the next twelve months but won't, perhaps I should indulge in this bit of cultural nonsense as well, at least from a writing standpoint…I really haven't a clue!  See, that was easy and now my nonexistent fans have something to look forward to, just think of it as Christmas all over again, you'll find out as soon as I do.