Slackers anonymous

Yes, I didn't do my homework.  I am neglecting several projects and wasting all my free time reading, or rather I am improving my writing ability by consuming good literature, that sounds better!  The best part about being self published is not having an editor to yell at you about missing deadlines.  Of course, all your fans will be disappointed that your latest work is delayed, but then I am not sure anyone on earth will notice if I ever write anything new again so I will go back to my book!