Monday, June 10, 2013

Unnoteworthy

I really misnamed this blog, as there is very little newsworthy as pertains to this obscure branch of literature!

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

On Fairies

Fairies exist, people just mistake them for butterflies or warblers.  This is the time of year to see any and all of the above.  You had better not be inside reading a book!

Friday, May 24, 2013

A word from your mother

Unless it is pouring rain outside or you live in the Southern Hemisphere and it is currently Winter, you had best go outside and play!  Forget all this silly technology (and yes even your beloved books) and go get some fresh air!

Monday, May 6, 2013

Will read for food?

Dear avid fans (or lost virtual citizens),

Fear not, I am slowly working on more mediocre literary accomplishments with which to clutter cyberspace, but alas, life allows very little time at present for pursuit of the literary arts.  But, in the meantime, if you are an ardent fan or even slightly curious, please feel free to review any of my books that you have had the chance to peruse.  If you are really bored and interested in reading the obscure bleatings of a no-name author, I would be happy to get you a free copy of any of the books if you would be kind enough to review it afterwards.  I enjoy them, but then if an author does not like their own writing, it is high time to visit a mental health professional! 

Thanks!

Monday, April 29, 2013

The only time you will ever get this advice!

Spring is finally here!  Put down your book and go outside and play!  No homework this week!

Saturday, April 20, 2013

But never Christmas (or summer)

Mr. Beaver mentions that in Narnia it is, "always winter but never Christmas."  I begin to feel that the same thing has happened here.  Oh, well, one can always read a book!

Monday, April 1, 2013

An open letter about nothing in particular

Dear non-existant fans,

How does one keep up a blog for an obscure writing project?  Are there actually people in the universe who actually enjoy reading blogs about obscure e-books?  If you are one of them, thank you for your enthusiasm!  I can barely find time to read or write, let alone follow the mundane comments on a blog such as this, but I suppose another pointless blog entry will detract nothing from the virtual universe, afterall they made a hit sitcom about nothing some years back.  Maybe it will become a phenomenon?  Who knows, perhaps dear reader you are a trend setter!  Or terribly bored.